colethewolf:

hetalocked-lauy:

OH NO 

PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC

/SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE

/WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM

/ASDFGJHFKL::LALDFLHKL???

continue reading

I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.

joyfulldreams:

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING

GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER

tentacledicks:

do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes

and pull their face close and whisper

“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”

Is it weird that I want to make an Avengers otomate game? Where Steve would be the “heroine” (I also wouldn’t mind a genderbent option for him either) and the rest of the Avengers plus Loki and whoever else people want to add as the harem of men (and women).

Please tell me I’m not the only one who wants this to happen…

gettibucket:

popcornmassacre:

an anime where everyone in a high school are pastel-haired tropes, involved in crazy, often unrelated circumstances (one group of friends hunts ghosts, there’s a group of magical girls, a bunch of love triangles, etc)

but the main characters of the show are brunette kids who are really confused all the time

I would watch the shit out of this.

DUDE DUDE DUDE!

MY FRIEND IS WRITING THIS, AND I’M DRAWING ONE OF THE CHAPTERS AND DOING CHARACTER DESIGNS

I SHIT YOU NOT!!

(Source: filharmagic)

So we finally have our Xbox back and we also got BioShock Infinite. Now I’m happy and all that. So far I have avoided all kinds of spoilers besides the obvious ones. I’m pretty happy, but I want to play the game and right now my mom has commandeered the TV and Xbox sense coming back from her surgery. Every time I go downstairs she’s either playing the thing or watching TV as if she’s purposely trying to annoy me.

Lately I’ve been hold up in my room avoiding her when she’s playing because I want to actually be surprised when I play it. Because for me it ruins the game if I know everything about it before I play it. So when I told her this, she said, “You can just watch me play it.”

NO MOM THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS

I WANT TO PLAY IT NOT WATCH SOMEONE ELSE PLAY THIS GAME

HOW CAN YOU JUST SAY THAT? SERIOUSLY MOM

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

So I’ll be stuck in my room for a while…

Boo…

pyromaniacqueen:

how not to update fanfiction on ff.net

can you just not?

へーちょとハンちゃんそしてエレん  | へーちょとハンちゃんそしてエレん　その２ 

by : コパ子

papermoon2:

untitled by 不断

A.K.A: That Time Mikasa Got Armin Hair

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

sewonandsewforth:

anotherpb:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a…

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.